14.2.06

Toda a verdade, mas toda a verdade mesmo, sobre Jack Bauer!



«Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why theres no life on Mars.
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[Mais factos absolutamente reais in Jack Bauer Facts.]