A Verdade segundo Homer Simpson

Deep Thoughts by Homer Simpson

«Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose... it's how drunk you get.»

«Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.»

«It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.»

«Bart, a woman is like a beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!»

«What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway.»

«Lisa, if you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.»