«How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana!» (*)

«How to Eat a Banana

1. Take out a banana.
2. Peel off the skin.
3. Eat the banana. You can have it whole, or slice it and put it in a bowl of milk and have it for breakfast. Add strawberries for flavor!
4. Throw the skin away.»

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