«ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ»

«ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
It's the most remarkable word I've ever seen.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
I wish I knew exactly what I mean.
It starts out like an A-word,
As anyone can see
But somewhere in the middle
It gets awfully QR to me.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
If I ever find out just what this word can mean,
I'll be the smartest bird the world has ever seen.

It might be kind of an elephant,
Or a funny kind of kazoo.
Or a strange exotic turtle
You never see in a zoo.

Or maybe a kind of a doggie
A particular shade of blue.
Or maybe a pretty flower
Naah, not with a name like that...uh, uh!»

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